Hey
I'm really mad at John right now.
Haha haha
HaHaHaHAhA
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHHA
*ahem*
Okay
Let's rant.
I hate John.
Let's make that clear
I think he's a sh*tty person who's overhyped
And I think anyone who stans John isn't looking at the whole story.
So, I'm the type of person who overanalyses everything
And from what I've seen,
John is not a good character.
He's not necessarily bad either.
He's just annoying.
(Even more annoying than his fans XD)
I'm sorry-
No I'm not.
Okay
Well-
Let me explain (studios)
So
You see
People say: oMg jOhn wIlL mAkE a WaY bEtTeR kInG tHaN ArlO
HAH
H A H
TELL ME
WHAT 'KING-LIKE' QUALITIES DOES JOHN HAVE?
FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN,
- JOHN HAS A SHORT TEMPER
- HE GOES CRAZY WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS TO SERA
- HE UNNECESSARILY BEATS PEOPLE UP FOR ONE SMALL THING
- HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT FOR SERA
- HE HAS 2 SIDES: THE 'NO BEATING PEOPLE UP WHATSOEVER' SIDE AND THE 'F*CK IT, KILL EVERYONE' SIDE
HOW DOES THAT ^ MAKE A GOOD KING?
JOHN HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL,
AND QUOTING ARLO HERE.
HE JUST KEEPS MESSING AROUND.
THE REASON WHY ARLO IS A GOOD KING IS BECAUSE HE KEEPS ORDER, AND HE GENUINELY TRIES TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTHING IS THE WAY IT IS.
AND IF SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING WRONG, (EVEN IF THEY'RE HIGH TIERED), HE STILL PUNISHES THEM. HE MIGHT BE AN A**, BUT HE'S FAIR.
"Fair?! He f*cking beat up John for no reason and punishes anyone who doesn't listen to him."
SO WHAT?! IS THAT NOT HOW OUR WORLD WORKS?
THOSE WITH MORE POWER AND MONEY ARE THE ONES WHO BOSS US AROUND.
THE GOVERNMENT SETS ALL THE RULES, AND WE FOLLOW THEM, BECAUSE WE ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THEM.
WE BREAK THE RULES? WE'RE PUNISHED.
THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THEIR WORLD WORKS.
THOSE WHO ARE STRONG MAKE THE RULES FOR THE WEAK, THE WEAK FOLLOW, IF THEY BREAK A RULE, THEY GET PUNISHED.
STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE WAY A FICTIONAL WORLD WORKS WHEN IT'S THE EXACT SAME AS OUR WORLD.
I DON'T SEE YOU COMPLAINING IT'S 'UNFAIR' WHEN A CRIMINAL STEALS SOMETHING.
BECAUSE IT'S WRONG!
*cough*
Continuing,
Arlo doesn't use his ability like a f*cking two year old.
John has this 'all powerful' ability,
Yes?
And how does he use it?
To help everyone?
To bring peace to the world?
To beat up random people who annoyed him or Sera?
Oh,
Okay.
That's reasonable.
NOT.
ANYWAY.
So John beats everyone up, and people call him 'badass'
Arlo beats people up and people call him a 'd*ck'
*sigh*
Double standards.
John is not a badass.
He's just a bad ass.
*youre soooo funny Luna*
But seriously.
What he's doing, is not badass.
He is FAR from badass.
He's..
A d*ck.
So yeah.
Have I made my hatred for John clear?
Tbh, he could make a GREAT character.
Like a GREAT one.
But he needs MAJOR development.
M a j o r
Not minor
M a j o r
So,
For now,
Arlo will continue being my fave and my bae
Because I actually think he's a decent human being.
Although, he does need a lot of development too.
Just not as much as John.
But,
Let's see what the future holds XD
I could rant forever anyway LMAO
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