Mario and I Luigi reaction to ships

Bowser x Mario

Mario: Never in my infinite life time would I think about dating Bowser.

Luigi: but when you were giving all your friends nicknames you called Bowser the guy you would date if you were guy.

AJ: really?

Mario: (blush) I told you not to tell anyone. It was our secret. With what is AJ doing on the computer.

AJ: I just sent this to the hole mushroom and koopa kingdom plus whatever city Wario lives in.

Mario use his pyrokinesis he got from the sun god to burn AJ.

Luigi: You just killed him.

Mario: don't worry he is the author he will be back.