Mario and I Luigi reaction to ships

Bowser x dry Bowser

AJ: I have no explanation for this.

Mario: I know Bowser is in love with himself but I didn't think he would fuck his own dead body.

Luigi: language Mario.

Mario: when the hell did you care about language in this book.

Luigi: never go ahead cuss all you want.

Mario: thank you. Bowser is and is shitty as idiot decided to fuck his own dead corpse. Damn I know he had low standards but come on and the real bullshit is that it was not his fault it was people online who always want to top them self is the damn idiot department for worst ships😤.

Luigi: whoa bro calm down.

AJ: honestly wasn't expecting that.