Mario and I Luigi reaction to ships

Luigi x Bowsette

Luigi: HELP! SHE IS KIDNAPPING ME!

Luigi was tied up and was in a koopa clown car with bowsette who was taking him to her castle.

Mario: no one takes my bro. I will rescue Luigi! Don't worry.

AJ: I always thought this would happen.

Mario stopped dead in his tracks. And started looking at AJ.

Mario: wait what.

AJ: I mean if Bowser was a girl and was straight I thought she would kidnap Luigi because despite being different he is the most similar to Peach. You would put up a fight and even defeat her. But Luigi despite having alot of skill might be to scared to fight back and would maybe not try to escape. After all if you are able to scare a coward than you can do almost anything with them. Like what Bowser does with Peach.

Mario: I guess your right. But what do we call damsel that is a Man.

AJ: I don't know.

Mario: make up something.

AJ: mansel.

Mario: sure. Now I need to save my brother.

He runs off