Mario and I Luigi reaction to ships

Mario x King boo

King boo had Mario in a portrait and was running/flying away from Luigi

Luigi: get back here.

King boo: no.

King boo teleported to his basement. He placed Mario on the wall and made a dinner table with candles.

King boo: so how are you doing.

Mario: what?

King boo: what's wrong with asking how you doing on our date.

Mario: .... Is all my villains gey.

King boo: I don't know about that. But I do know that your brother and Bowser arr bi and so am I.

Mario: Mario no there are not hiw would you know.

King boo: I had experience with them. :)

Mario: I think I About to throw up.

King boo: your portrait I don't care.