Peach:why can't I get a guy like that.
Mario: because you are cartoonishly ugly.
AJ: agreed.
Luigi: didn't expect you out of all people to trash talk peach.
Peach: and you are cartoonishly ugly too.
Mario: say that to the fans that ship me with anima girls.
Peach: they WHAT!
AJ: Luigi too. They are dealing with girls that actually has breast that you can see.
Peach: what you can see my breast.
Mario: maybe if I squint or had magnifying glass.
Peach: well game theory says you have a micro pines.
Mario: that's a theory it can be true or not which it is not. But your small size is Canon deal with it.
AJ: true.
Peach let herself on fire with anger.
Peach: you three are dead.
Luigi: I didn't even do anything.
Peach: you are guilty by association.
Luigi: well fuck.
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Mario and I Luigi reaction to ships
Randomthe world of Mario ships but how will the Canon brothers react to this ships.
