Mario and I Luigi reaction to ships

Luigi x compette

Luigi was petting his pet chain comp.
And AJ and Mario was hiding.

Mario: you got the crown.

AJ: I got the crown.

AJ threw the crown and it landed on the chain comps head. It turned in to a girl with short black hair and a chain around it's neck. Now that it got hands it was able to remove it's chain from the stump. And it tackled Luigi licking him all over the face.

Mario: I thought you said that this super crown would do something special that was different from the rest of them.

AJ: It is. And it should be happing right now.

Compette suddenly had hearts in its eyes and started trying to mate with Luigi.

Luigi: SOMEONE HELP!

AJ: maybe this was a little to harsh.

Mario: you shot me with a gun this should be nothing to you. And all you really doing is stopping my brother from being a virgin.

Luigi: ARE YOU NOT GOING TO HELP ME!

AJ: Mario I guess your right.

Compette: me love master.

FBI come out of nowhere.

FBI:. Your underrest for fucking a animal.

Luigi: why do I have bad-luck.