Mario and I Luigi reaction to ships

Yoshi x birdo

Mario: where is her mouth.

AJ: he.

Mario: what.

Luigi: in the Japanese manual it said.

Mario covers Luigi's mouth.

Mario: I don't care what rising sun think. I am talking about the U.S one where she is a girl. And what's the point of her mouth.

AJ: she can use it to eat and spit out eggs.

Mario: so like a snake.

AJ: sure.

Mario: why ship her with Yoshi.

Luigi: because they are both dinosaurs.

Mario: really that is the only reason.

AJ: pretty much. I mean the internet shipped waluigi and Rosalina together because the we're both tall and didn't have a Canon couple even if it logical won't work. And I think waluigi would date captain Syrup. And they shipped you two with the Squid sisters because of you colors red x pink and green x green.

Luigi: I swear the internet is stupid.