Peach x Pauline

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Pauline: I would never date this boyfriend stealer.

Peach: and I would never date this bitch. And the only reason Mario likes me better than you is because I am pretty and not overdemanding.

Pauline:  I am not over demanding.  And you cheat on him every chance you get.

Peach: at least I am good in bed.

Pauline: that's it!

She slaps Peach. And a fight started.

Mario: yes a cat fight.

Luigi: don't you think you should stop them.

Mario: no. No. Noooo. Luigi word if advice never try to end a cat fight it never ends well for the person that is trying to stop it. I learned the hard way.

AJ: trust Mario don't try to stop it.

Luigi: well okay. Can you at least pass the popcorn.

AJ: sure.

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