5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

Incoming Call ::cashton::

Cal: You must be a snooze button because I want to tap you over and over this morning.

Ash: good morning to you to Calum. -.-

Cal: good thing your ass matches your sass ;)

Ash: yeah yeah

Cal: so whats up in the world of my beautiful ashy? :*

Ash: just making some breakfast

Cal: what kind of breakfast???

Ash: why are you so nosy?

Cal: wht?! I just wanna know what your eating

Ash: you're**

Cal: damn, extra sassy this morning huh?

Cal: whats got you panties in a bunch?

Ash: nothing

Cal: obviously it's something, tell me

Ash: I said its nothing I'm fine, okay!?

Cal: babe you sound like an hormonal girl rn...

Cal: oh my god. R you on your period??

Ash: calum I swear to god if you don't shut the fuck up.

Cal: oh damn you really are on you period huh?

Ash: guys can't even have periods fuck tard (t -_-)

Cal: what is that??

Ash: it's flipping you off dumbass

Cal: seriously ashton whats wrong? Your all grumpy and I want happy ashton :(

Ash: you really want to know whats wrong calum?!

Cal: ummm..yeah kindaa o_o

Ash: you have been gone for 4 fucking weeks and I have been here feeling lonely as all hell AND HONESTLY I JUST WANT TO HAVE A WANK BUT I NEVER CAN FINISH IDK WHY ITS FUCKING ANNOYOUIF AND I HATE YOU FOR LEAVIN ME HERE ALL HOT AND BOTHERED YOU DICK MUNCHER.

Cal: hahahahaha

Ash: I don't know whats fucking funny calum.

Cal: really!? You just sexually frustrated!? IM DYING hahaahahahah

Ash: fuck off

Cal: oh no don't worry babe. I kinda knew you wernt going to be able to stay away from me for this long ;)

Cal: I mean we practically had sex like every other night. I get it babe it's fine

Ash: rightt.... Are you like... Also or??

Cal: fuck yes

Cal: I've probably gotton off about 20 times already ...

Ash: well cheers mate -.-

Cal: ohhhh I know what we could do. ;)

Ash: sext??

Cal: ;)

Ash: no.

Cal: whet?

Ash: I mean like I wanna hear you not see you type misspelled shit. Your grammar mistakes are a major turn off

Cal: right. So you wanna like call??

Ash: that would be cool

Cal: this is so dirty.

Ash: soo??

Cal: your so desperate

Ash: you're**

**incoming call**

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