requested by: @HaileyRoxanneIrwin
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REQUEST: Luke wants to dye his hair but they boys try and tell him not too
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Written by the lovely LiveLife_ShipCake
******Luke: guys I'm dying my hair black.
Ash: no.
Michael: nO
Luke: why not?? :((
Michael: Bc your hair is Perf the way it is
Luke: but I'm so emo
Ash: don't do it luke. We already have to deal with Mike and Cal's hair dye everywhere, Pls don't join in.
Luke: I'm doing it.
Michael: you know how much I'm going to make fun of you, right?
Luke: don't care, still dying it.
Luke: already texted Lou so suck my dick
Ash: not right now I'm taking a shit
Michael: where's Cal when we need him
Cal: lmao watching Yall argue
Michael: pedophile.
Cal: *pretends I don't think Luke with black hair would be hot af*
Ash: UGH CAL SERIOUSLY
Luke: YAAAAAS BISH YAAAAS ILY CAL
Michael: don't do it Luke. I'm warning you.
Luke: i do what I want I'm punk rock
Cal: k that's where I draw the line, no you ain't
Michael: DYE YOUR HAIR AND ITLL ALL FALL OFF AND YOULL BE BALD AT 24
Ash: says you
Cal: damn ash, you stunk that bathroom up!
Michael: so I found some Luke edits with black hair...
Luke: stalker
Michael: *New picture message!* and ok, he totally would be hot still.
Cal: YAAAAS
Luke: too late, Mike already scared me with the bald thing.
Ash: tooooo late, Cuz I'm always tooo late
Cal: Michael, you fucker. Imagine that emo haired giant giving blow jobs
Luke: you'd let me suck you off?
Ash: ew
Michael: no fair wtf
Cal: tbh I'd let you suck me off blond. Black is better tho.
Luke: brb getting hair dye
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