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Luke's Pregnant?! ::ot4::

REQUEST: Calum gets someone pregnant? And Luke throws up...

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Cal: guys I fucked up.

Mikey: what did you do?

Ash: you didn't break anything did you?

Cal: no

Ash: then what?

Cal: promise you guys will still treat me the same and you won't like judge me?

Mikey: Cal what did you do?

Cal: promise me

Mikey: I promise

Ash: so do I

Cal: where's luke?

Ash: probably taking a shower, tell us.

Cal: I got someone pregnant.

Mikey: no you didn't

Cal: ...

Ash: are you serious?!

Cal: please don't be mad guys

Cal: I don't know what to do

Mikey: Jesus Christ are you serious right now?!

Cal: yes! I don't know what I'm supposed to fucking do!

Ash: oh my god Cal, when did this happen?!

Cal: a couple weeks ago?

Mikey: EVER HEARD OF A CONDOM MATE?

Cal: I wasn't thinking

Ash: damn right you weren't thinking

Ash: your only 18 Calum you can't even take care of yourself how r you gunna take care of a child?!!

Cal: I don't fucking know! I'm scared

Mikey: who did you do it with?

Cal: .....

Ash: ??

Lukey: woah hey guys, sorry I was in the bathroom. Like I've been getting weird like morning sickness or some shit I don't even know. So what are we talkin about?

Mikey: ........

Ash: ................

Mikey: WAT THE FUCKK

Cal: ..... .-.

Lukey: whats going on

Lukey: I'm confused

Mikey: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!!?

Ash: Lucas..... When did you start getting sick?

Lukey: about a week ago

(a/n WEEK AGO ! FUCK WITH US AND THEN WE TWEAKING HOE, RUN UP ON THAT NIGGA GET TO SQUEEZING HOE)

Ash: .....

Mikey: HIW THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN ?!?!? YOURE A DUUDE MAN THE FUCK WHATCHA GUNNA DO SHIT OUT A BABY !?!??

Lukey: excuse me O.o

Ash: did you just find out?! Is it a boy or a girl!!?

Lukey: I'm so confused rn

Mikey: YOUR FUCKING PREGNANT MAN THE FUCK

Lukey: no I'm not

Lukey: guys can't even get pregnant, fuck chu talkin bout ?

Ash: ......

Mikey: ......

Cal: OH MY GOD I CANT BEIEVE YOU DUMPDICKS THOUGHT I GOT HIM PREGNANT XD

Mikey: WAIT WUTS GOING ON?!?

Cal: I didn't get him pregnant dimbass

Ash: then how do you explain the morning sickness?

Lukey: i have the flu

Mikey: I'm so done with you ppl

Ash: THEN WHO DID YOU GET PREGNANT CALUM?

Cal: no one it was a joke cubicalbitch

Ash: wow wow wee wow

Ash: alrighty then

Mikey: fuck you Calum

Lukey: hey wait wait wait wait

Lukey: maybe I really am pregnant though....

Lukey: Michael.

Mikey: ......

Lukey: you is my baby daddy

Mikey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A/N

I don't know what the fuck is goin on anymore

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