5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

Gossip....boys ::lashton::

Lukey: do you know what time Ben is getting home?

Ash: why would I?

Lukey: oh

Lukey: I thought you were my dad

Ash: .....

Ash: how do you even?

Lukey: is name in my phone is "dad" but yours is "daddy"

Ash: oh my gosh

Lukey: yeah

Lukey: I should probably change it... I've sent way to many text to my dad accidentally, thinking it was you....

Ash: that's horrible.

Lukey: yeah I know....

Ash: so anyway

Ash: you know Maddie, from school?

Lukey: science Maddie, or soccer Maddie

Ash: neither, snobby Maddie

Lukey: OH yeah, what about her?

Ash: she's pregnant

Lukey: NUH HUH?!

Ash: yep, Jess told me

Lukey: oh shit

Lukey: wow

Ash: guess who's the dad.

Lukey: oh god

Lukey: who is it?

Ash: Dolton

Lukey: Dolton Chainey?

Ash: yeah

Lukey: WHAT!?!

Ash: it's true

Lukey: no it's not!

Lukey: he came out last year how the fuck did he get a girl pregnant?

Ash: I don't know the full details but apparently Maddie an Dolton were at the same party and the drinks were spiked an they ended up fucking

Lukey: holy damn

Ash: I know it's crazy

Lukey: what are they gunna do?

Ash: Dolton of course doesn't really want it but she's trying to get him to raise the baby with her

Lukey: no openly gay guy is gunna raise a baby with some girl he got pregnant

Ash: that's what I'm staying!

Ash: I think she did it on purpose, you know how crazy obsessed with him before he came out then she was pissed. And from what Jess told me that Maddie told her like everything that happened, if she was drunk and her drinks were spiked there is no way she'd be able to remember it all

Lukey: she's totally did it on purpose

Ash: we're such gossip girls

Lukey: but we're boys..

Ash: I like dick.

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A/N

This was completely random but hey

I like random.