Want You Back ::muke::

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REQUEST: michael and luke break up. Oh and Michael's drunk as hell.

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Mikey: I fucked up like dragons fuck horses man

Ash: excuse me?

Mikey: Luke an me went to a club and I kissed a girl and I liked itttt taste of herps chery Chapstick

Cal: what the fuck Michael?!

Mikey: bfff bst spooo bft WHERES THE CHAPSTICK!?! bfst fft boost

Ash: are you drunk

Mikey: yeah

Mikey: Im sad though

Mikey: luke broke ho with me

Cal: well no duh Michael you can't just kiss other people!

Ash: man you fucked up big time

Mikey: but I luv him guys

Mikey: he so beautiful and I love him sooo much

Mikey: and I liked I really liked when he did that think in the couch and he would out his head between my neck and lay on the bottom of me an I would kay on and the top and his breath would tickle my neck and it would tickle like feathers tickle my brain when I sneeze

Cal: right...

Ash: did you apologize Michael ?

Mikey: I don't know

Mikey: IM SORRY LUKE I SHIUT IT TO THE SKY DEMONS

Mikey: TAKE ME BACK I WANT YOU BACK I NEED HIM BACK

Mikey: I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HOM BACK

Mikey: I BROKE IT OFF THINKIN THAT HED TRY IN AND NOT O FEEL LIKE SHIT LOOKIN AT HIM FLYIN

Mikey: I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIK BACK I WANT JOM WABT HIM BACK

Mikey: UGH

Lukey: I don't think Cher Lloyd is a proper apology...

Mikey: LUCAS??! Is that you baby cakes?

Lukey: yes it is michael.

Mikey: I really do miss you and

Mikey: WANT YOU WANT YOU BACK UGHH

Lukey: we only broke up and hour ago

Mikey: I may be drunk but I am not dumb

Ash: ??

Mikey: I really do miss you though Luke

Mikey: I ducked up I know but I am really really really sorry and I love you okay?

Lukey: I love you to Michael.

Mikey: you don't hate me?

Lukey: never Michael, I just was sad that you would do what you did.

Mikey: I know I'm sorry

Mikey: can you do me a flavor?

Lukey: haha sure babe

Mikey: can you come and pick me up

Lukey: where are you?

Mikey: animal shelter

Cal: why are you at an animal shelter??

Mikey: I saw my own in there in cages so I had to save them all

Ash: what do you mean your own?

Mikey: kittens !

Lukey: haha

Cal: wait

Cal: what do you mean by you had to "save them" ?

Mikey: .....

Lukey: Michael Gordon Clifford do not tell me you stole kittens from an animal shelter.

Mikey: alright then I won't tell you about it.

Ash: MICHAEL YOU CANT STEAL CATS!

Mikey: I had to help them!

Lukey: are you still at the animal shelter??

Mikey: nope

Mikey: in the park with my kinds

Cal: oh my god Michael you have to take them back.

Mikey: never!!

Mikey: ohhhh I see pretty colors

Lukey: what??

Mikey: pretty lights

Mikey: red and blue pretty light on cars

Lukey: oh my god

Lukey: is it the police!?

Mikey: ha yeah yeah it is

Cal: oh my god

Ash: we're comin michael don't fucking move

Lukey: my boyfriend is a cat burglar...

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