REQUEST: michael and luke break up. Oh and Michael's drunk as hell.
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Mikey: I fucked up like dragons fuck horses man
Ash: excuse me?
Mikey: Luke an me went to a club and I kissed a girl and I liked itttt taste of herps chery Chapstick
Cal: what the fuck Michael?!
Mikey: bfff bst spooo bft WHERES THE CHAPSTICK!?! bfst fft boost
Ash: are you drunk
Mikey: yeah
Mikey: Im sad though
Mikey: luke broke ho with me
Cal: well no duh Michael you can't just kiss other people!
Ash: man you fucked up big time
Mikey: but I luv him guys
Mikey: he so beautiful and I love him sooo much
Mikey: and I liked I really liked when he did that think in the couch and he would out his head between my neck and lay on the bottom of me an I would kay on and the top and his breath would tickle my neck and it would tickle like feathers tickle my brain when I sneeze
Cal: right...
Ash: did you apologize Michael ?
Mikey: I don't know
Mikey: IM SORRY LUKE I SHIUT IT TO THE SKY DEMONS
Mikey: TAKE ME BACK I WANT YOU BACK I NEED HIM BACK
Mikey: I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HOM BACK
Mikey: I BROKE IT OFF THINKIN THAT HED TRY IN AND NOT O FEEL LIKE SHIT LOOKIN AT HIM FLYIN
Mikey: I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIK BACK I WANT JOM WABT HIM BACK
Mikey: UGH
Lukey: I don't think Cher Lloyd is a proper apology...
Mikey: LUCAS??! Is that you baby cakes?
Lukey: yes it is michael.
Mikey: I really do miss you and
Mikey: WANT YOU WANT YOU BACK UGHH
Lukey: we only broke up and hour ago
Mikey: I may be drunk but I am not dumb
Ash: ??
Mikey: I really do miss you though Luke
Mikey: I ducked up I know but I am really really really sorry and I love you okay?
Lukey: I love you to Michael.
Mikey: you don't hate me?
Lukey: never Michael, I just was sad that you would do what you did.
Mikey: I know I'm sorry
Mikey: can you do me a flavor?
Lukey: haha sure babe
Mikey: can you come and pick me up
Lukey: where are you?
Mikey: animal shelter
Cal: why are you at an animal shelter??
Mikey: I saw my own in there in cages so I had to save them all
Ash: what do you mean your own?
Mikey: kittens !
Lukey: haha
Cal: wait
Cal: what do you mean by you had to "save them" ?
Mikey: .....
Lukey: Michael Gordon Clifford do not tell me you stole kittens from an animal shelter.
Mikey: alright then I won't tell you about it.
Ash: MICHAEL YOU CANT STEAL CATS!
Mikey: I had to help them!
Lukey: are you still at the animal shelter??
Mikey: nope
Mikey: in the park with my kinds
Cal: oh my god Michael you have to take them back.
Mikey: never!!
Mikey: ohhhh I see pretty colors
Lukey: what??
Mikey: pretty lights
Mikey: red and blue pretty light on cars
Lukey: oh my god
Lukey: is it the police!?
Mikey: ha yeah yeah it is
Cal: oh my god
Ash: we're comin michael don't fucking move
Lukey: my boyfriend is a cat burglar...
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