Cal: good morning beautiful <3
Lukey: good morning my little taco butt :* <3
Cal: well that's new
Lukey: what??
Cal: "taco butt"
Lukey: oh yeah (: do you like it!?
Cal: uhh
Cal: I mean yeah sure
Lukey: YAY!
Lukey: guess what
Cal: what?
Lukey: no guess
Cal: idk
Lukey: GUESSSS
Cal: um you won the lottery ?
Lukey: noooo
Cal: you got a girl pregnant?
Lukey: ew no
Cal: uh idk luke what??
Lukey: I got you something :)
Cal: oh reallyyy
Lukey: yep
Cal: and what is it??
Lukey: just a little something we could use in the bedroom
Cal: I swear if you got me another dildo
Cal: I still havnt touched the last one
Lukey: noooo
Lukey: I got us a tv for our apartment
Cal: OHHH
Cal: but we already have a tv ??
Lukey: well yeah but this one has a curve in it!!
Cal: what??
Lukey: ITS FUCKING CURVED AT THE EDGES AND IT LOOKED AWESOME SO I GOT IT AND WE COULD PLAY FIFA ON IT AND WATCH MOVIES!!!
Cal: oh well that's cool
Lukey: ikr!!!
Cal: how much money do I owe you??
Lukey: huh?
Cal: I'm defiantly not letting you pay for this yourself. I mean it's going in our apartment so I need to pay for it too
Lukey: no
Lukey: I bought it myself for us
Lukey: you no pay
Cal: but then I'll feel bad :(
Lukey: oh well
Cal: come on at least let me pay for alittle
Lukey: ugh fine
Lukey: you owe me.....
Lukey: $0.01
Cal: a penny.....
Cal: you want me to pay you a penny..
Lukey: yup and that's about all you will pay for so ha
Lukey: suck on dis Hood
Cal: oh hush Hemmings
Lukey: ily
Cal: mmhm ily2
Lukey: now go set FIFA up bc I'm on my way back from the store :)
Cal: alright alright
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Once again something complete random so UHHH yeah
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