Mikey: holy fuck guys!
Cal: what?
Mikey: I went to the mall and there was this really hot guy
Ash: ohh la la
Ash: how hot was he?
Mikey: super fucking hot
Cal: did you get pics?
Mikey: what kind of guy do you think I am Calum?
Mikey: of course I got pics
Ash: well show us!
Mikey: I took it while he wasn't looking
Mikey: *image attached*
Cal: Holy hot damn!
Cal: he's gorgeous!
Mikey: back off he's mine!
Ash: I know him
Mikey: excuse me
Ash: yeah his name is Luke Hemmings
Mikey: Luke....
Mikey: even his name is perfection
Cal: muke!
Ash: huh?
Cal: Michael and Luke= muke
Mikey: that sound gross
Cal: fine what about clemmings
Ash: that's kinda cute actually
Mikey: fuck yes! It's official guys! We are going to get married and have little baby clemmings running around everywhere!
Cal: I WANNA BE THE BEST MAN!
Mikey: aLRIGHT!
Ash: you guys are so lame
Cal: oh hush
Mikey: where does he go to school at?
Cal: r u gunna stalk him?
Mikey: ......who knows
Cal: I'll help! Maybe he has cute friends!
Ash: creeps
Mikey: :p hush
Ash: he goes to some police academy
Mikey: woah woah woah woah wait
Ash: I'm waiting
Mikey: HES AN ACTUAL POLICE OFFICER?!
Ash: in training yes
Mikey: OH MY FUCKIBG JESUS CHRIST LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY POOR LITTLE HORNY SOUL
Mikey: THAT IS SO FUCKING HOT JESUS FUCK
Mikey: I want him to handcuff me and fuck me
Ash: well then
Cal: maybe he knows some sexy firefighters!
Ash: you guys are so weird
Mikey: you love us ;)
Ash: nah not really
Cal: oh hush!
Ash: I have his number you know, I can join him in the messages
Cal: oh shit
Mikey: DO IT ! PLEASE OH GODH ASHTON IVE NEVER WANTED SOMETHING MORE THAN THIS GOOD LORD
Ash: you better act normal or else in not adding him
Mikey: I'm calm I can be calm.
Mikey: DO YOU SEE HOW CALM I AM?!?!?
Cal: add him you fucker! I wanna be the first to witness clemmings!
Mikey: PLEASE
Ash: for fucks sake all right just don't embarrass me
Mikey: embarrass you?
Ash: I don't want him to think I have weird crazy friends
Cal: oh hush
Ash: alright I'm adding him now...
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A/NThere will be a part 2 so that will be up soon :) and thanks for 400 followers! Loveyou guys
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