Happy Birthday! ::ot4::

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by radioactive-pizza

by radioactive-pizza

Cal: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CUNT!

Ash: HAPPPYYY BIIRTTHDAYYY!!!!

Lukey: Happy Birthday baby! xxxxxx

Mikey: haha aw thanks guys!

Ash: do you feel any older?

Mikey: oh yeah totally

Mikey: my hips are gunna pop any day now

Cal: hahahah

Ash: just wait till you get to my old age mate

Mikey: that's ancient ! Lol

Lukey: you need to get your but up and get over here so we can give you your presents!

Mikey: guys, you didn't have to get me anything

Cal: yeah we kinda did

Cal: you're one of my best friends and you always make me happy so why wouldn't I get you something?!

Ash: ^^^ same dude

Mikey: you didn't have to but thanks guys :)

Mikey: so what did you get me?....

Lukey: we can't tell!

Ash: you gotta come over!

Mikey: alright okay! Let me take a shower and I'll come over

Cal: dress nice

Mikey: ..... Why?

Cal: .........

Mikey: isn't it just us?

Cal: ........

Ash: GOD DAMMIT CALUM YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING!

Mikey: are you throwing me a party?

Lukey: maybe idk you gotta come over and find out....

Mikey: you guys are dorks, I'll be over at around 9

Cal: k perfect

Lukey: see you soon babe xx

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Of course there will be a one shot continuation of this sooooo STAY TUNED FOR BIRTHDAY SEXXX!!!

Also it's not technically the 20th yet where I am but my kitten is fucking 19 WHY JESUS WHY?! My chances with him are lessening and lessening as he gets older *sigh* but I hope he has the best birthday ever and gets a birthday blowjob from Luke bc it's bound to happens t b h