Lukey: HAY CALENDAR
Lukey: ANSWER ME BACK CALCULATOR!!1!!1
Lukey: OH CALAHASHBROWNS
Lukey: ANSWER ME BACK CHOPSTICK
Cal: That's better not be an Asian joke or I swear to god
Lukey: pffdtt of course not Caliphate.
Cal: my names Calum. Not calculator or calendar.
Lukey: righttttt and I'm straight
Cal: you kinda are...
Lukey: I don't like vajayjay
Lukey: they're gross and sometimes they bleed for some reason like the fuck I don't want to fuck a crime scene in your damn pants. Like ew
Cal: true truee. But they can't really help it.... It just.... happens.
Lukey: well I don't want to e having sex and then look down to see a pile of blood
Cal: can we just stop talking about this please
Cal: why did you text me anyway?
Lukey: ashton is ignoring me
Cal: so you're using me!?!?!,
Lukey: he won't give me the sex
Cal: so what am I just a booty call to you!?!
Lukey: no you're a booty CAL
Cal: .....
Lukey: GET IT CAUSE YOUR NAME IS CALUM AND WE CALL YOU CAL
Cal: I am not amused
Lukey: we should have sex
Cal: stupid white boy you can't do that
Lukey: why?
Lukey: ashton had sex with mikey
Cal: no he didn't
Lukey: yeah they gave each other blowies
Cal: no they did not !
Lukey: oh but Calamander they did.
Lukey: but we gave bj to each other b4 2??
Cal: oh right
Cal: back in our fetus dayz
Lukey: yeah we fucked in a closet
Cal: yeah I REMEBER that
Lukey: yeah but now we is dating different people sooo
Cal: awkwardd
Lukey: so can we make the sex?
Cal: idk id have to ask michael
Lukey: I'll ask ashton
Cal: my boyfriend wants to know if your boyfriend will be there?
Lukey: like is he gunna watch?
Cal: yeah
Lukey: my boyfriend said he could let us only of my boyfriend got to fuck your boyfriend
Cal: alright my boyfriend said that's kool
Lukey: k
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I havnt updated in a while so I wanted to just do something random ! A lot more updates will be coming soon and also for my oneshot book so if you hav a request make sure to read it when I upload them :) xx
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