5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

.... ::cake::

I gave this chapter no name bc what you are about to read is truly chaotic.

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Lukey: let me sleep in your stupid band t-shirts and hold your dumb hand you piece of shit

Cal: only if you let me touch your butt you dumb bitch

Lukey: and they say romance is dead

Cal: we are so romantic

Cal: you are shit to my asshole

Lukey: aww bae

Cal: :*

Lukey: You're the mouth to my dick

Cal: AWWW bb I luv u

Lukey: ily2

Lukey: even more than Starbucks

Cal: oh my gosh! Rrly?!

Lukey: yes I lub u cally

Cal: Rawrr <^.^>

Lukey: oh my gosh bb u scared me /.\

Cal: aw no bb I was just trying to be my natural self teehee 11!!!1!!!

Lukey: it's okay bb I still lub u !!1!11

Cal: yay!!! I feel so scene rn like I wanna get huge fringe and put cat whiskers on

Lukey: you do that and I'll beat the living shit out of you.

Cal: ......

Lukey: .........

Cal: .............

Cal: I STILL LUV U DOE

Lukey: I LUV U TWO CALLYPALLY

Cal: Lukeyyyy

Lukey: what baby???

Cal: my boobs hurt!

Lukey: you don't have boobs Babe

Cal: if I did would u still love me?

Lukey: nope

Cal: I have to tell you something.

Lukey: what?

Cal: do you kno what a dad is?

Cal: you..

Cal: you is a dad.

Lukey: BISHH WHET??

Cal: I'm PREGGS

Cal: I'm naming the baby "Fallquisha Unicorn Carlos Kitana Morguean Earacherson Hemmings-Hood"

Lukey: oh my god

Lukey: that

Lukey: is

Lukey: BEAUTIFUL

Lukey: how did you even?!!

Cal: I DIDNT EVEN NOR DID I ODD

Lukey: it's really beautiful maybe we could just call her by like the first letter of each name?

Cal: so we call her fuckme?

Lukey: OH MY GOD THATS SO CUTE!!!

Cal: PH MY GOSH IT IS LIKE COME HERE LITTLE FUCKME! FUCKME COME HERRR!!!!

Lukey: WHAT IF ITS A BOY!?!?

Cal: I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF A BOY OPTION !!

Lukey: WHAT ABOUTTTTTTT

Lukey: Graverson Internet Valerikae Eatmeki Meatloaf Enders Ape Neapolitan Allornothing Leeroypersana Hemmings-Hood

Cal: THATS SOO CUTE

Cal: SO WE WOULD CALL HIMMM

Cal: GIVEMEANAL......

Lukey: it's.....

Lukey: it's perfect Calum!

Cal: little baby fuckme and givemeanal !!

Lukey: I CANT WAIT TILL WE HAVE OUR BABY !!!!

Cal: OMG SAMEE

Lukey: hay bb ima go to sleep now I'll ttyl boo KEEP ME UPDATED ON THE TURD MUNCHER INSIDE U

Cal: ttyl baby RAWWRRxxx

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A/N

*looks around*

.....what the fuck happened here

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