5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

Waitress Please ::lashton::

request by: @GreendxyLou
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REQUEST: a waitress is trying to flirt with Ash so he text luke and tells him how terrible it it
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Ash: can you believe this chick?

Lukey: this is hilarious

Ash: no it's not :(

Ash: she's weirding me out

Lukey: "would you like a side of me with that burger?"

Ash: gag

Ash: that's so fucking cheesy

Lukey: OH SHIT HERE SHE COMES AGAIN!

Ash: halp

Lukey: she's practically eye raping you

Lukey: ew

Ash: I'm not one to bash someone's appearance

Ash: but God damn that lipstick is not doing her any favors

Lukey: I think it actually goes v nice with her bleach burnt hair XD

Ash: her lips are literally lighter than her whole face

Lukey: that's because her face is orange

Lukey: but I believe that they call the lipstick a "nude colour"

Ash: well like I said, it ain't doing any favors

Lukey: did you see that?

Ash: what?

Lukey: her dignity

Lukey: it just left out the front door

Ash: lolololol

Ash: I think she's on to us

Ash: tell her you want the stuff to go, I can't do this any longer

Lukey: aww ash, you don't wanna stay with your little Oompa Loompa any longer?

Ash: she kinda does look like one XD

Lukey: Oompa loompa doompety doo Ashton I am coming for you...

Ash: just shut up and ask for the take out boxers, asshole

Lukey: sure thing

Lukey: you think while I'm up at the front desk I'll be able to see willy wonka from the kitchen?

Ash: you're horrible

Lukey: you love me

Ash: sadly, yes.