REQUEST: Michael is drunk and lost... Sorta
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Ash: guys have you seen michael?
Cal: no not really
Lukey: nada
Mikey: M RITE HERE SILKY
Ash: michael what are you doing?
Mikey: WORKIN AT THE CAR WASH YEAH OH E OH E OH E OH
Mikey: AT RHE CAR WAH AYYEE
Cal: you're at the car wash?
Lukey: I think it's a song calum.
Cal: oh
Lukey: michael are you like drunk again?
Mikey: when am I evr sonar?
Ash: sober?
Mikey: heh?
Ash: never mind
Ash: where are you?
Mikey: up your assholee
Cal: dude can't you feel that?!
Ash: shut up!
Mikey: uh
Mikey: I feel like a woman
Mikey: do do DOO do dood do do
Mikey: I'm feelin all roght I'm gunna let it all hang ouuuuuuutt
Lukey: please don't
Ash: please tell us where you are!
Mikey: the cock pit
Cal: what?
Mikey: jm at the cokc put insaid
Lukey: isn't that a gay bar?
Mikey: so many cocks
Mikey: in pits
Lukey: why did you go to a gay bar?
Mikey: pony land
Mikey: I'm in polyp land
Lukey: why didn't we ever put a tracking device in his phone?
Ash: idek
Mikey: I'm laying on da bench
Cal: ??
Mikey: YASSS
Mikey: YASSSSSSS SOME GUY IS GEINDING ALL UP IN MY GRILL HAY BABY
Lukey: what the fuck dude
Mikey: I like it like it
Cal: s s s s
Cal: m m m
Ash: this is no time for Rihanna
Mikey: my head hurts
Mikey: come pick me up
Lukey: if you tell us where you are we could you ass wipe!
Mikey: cock
Mikey: pit
Ash: god we're on our way
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This is literal shit but I'm tired but I'm also sorry bc this sucks but if you want me to re do it or whatever I will :/ sorry !
I'm uploading more of these tomorrow but I'm really sick rn and shit hurts soo .. Anyway enough with excuses I really hope this isn't to bad ):
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