5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

You Suck ::muke::

Lukey: I hate your dumb tattoos

Mikey: really Luke

Lueky: I wish you'd fly to the moon, where there are no girls.... Bc your gay

Mikey: lol

Lukey: you really suck

Mikey: yeah, your dick.

Lukey: whoa

Mikey: well it's true

Lukey: yeah but you don't have to tell them that....

Mikey: o.O who?

Lukey: the people reading these, you dumbass

Mikey: ...... Oh right.

Mikey: anyway....

Mikey: can you believe that chick wrote a song about me!?

Lukey: ik she's crazy

Mikey: like we didn't even date! NEWS FLASH IM KINDA GAY!

Lukey: Maybe she thought you liked her?

Mikey: I THINK SO BC SHE TRIED TO HOLD MY HAND AND KISS MY CHEEK AND OH GOD

Lukey: hahaha XD

Mikey: she's so obsessive

Lukey: I'd hate to be the guy who actually ends up dating her

Mikey: yikes...

Lukey: hey did you know that scar above your right eye makes you look like a drug addict?

Mikey: you were the one who have me that scar, asshole.

Lukey: oh yeah...

Mikey: and that's why never again will we do doggy style.

Lukey: how was I supposed to know that if I thrusted to hard you would fly forwards and hit a wall?

Mikey: it fucking hurt

Lukey: oh hush

Mikey: you made me look like a druggie

Mikey: thanks a lot bitch

Lukey: you love me tho

Mikey: trueee

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The fourth wall is crumbling as we speak....
I've been doing a lot of muke but MALUM IS UP NEXT YES BITCHES!