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Suck It ::malum::

Mikey: wanna suck my díck?

Cal: not really.

Mikey: probs for the best I mean it has a lable- WARNING! CHOKING HAZARD!

Cal: isn't that the warning put on tiny objects?

Mikey: .......

Cal: that's what I thought bitch

Mikey: whatever

Cal: I'll go suck Luke's díck

Mikey: no why!?

Mikey: whats he got that I haven't!?

Cal: you want it alphabetically??

Mikey: (t -_-)

Mikey: you're a díck

Cal: you are what you eat

Mikey: I'm not sure you ate an ugly loser with no friends though....

Cal: oh wow!

Cal: keep talking like that and you won't even get a handjob

Mikey: you know what!?

Cal: what.

Mikey: I don't need this!! I'll just go to Ashton!

Cal: NO BABY COME BACK

Mikey: I'm afraid it's so late Calamander.

Mikey: I'm gone with the wind

Cal: BUT YOUR DÍCK I NEVER GOT TO SUCK IT!!?!

Mikey: ITS JUST A LITTLE TO LATE

Mikey: AL LITTLE TO WRONG

Mikey: AND I CANT WAIT

Mikey: BUT YOU KNOW ALL THE RIGHT THINGS TO SAYYYY

Cal: JoJo?

Cal: Is that you gurl!?

Mikey: it is I Jojo

Mikey: one hit wonder

Cal: wasn't she is that aquamarine movie?

Mikey: idk man

Cal: SHE WAS DUDE

Cal: i looked it up and she was !

Mikey: you remember Hilary Duff?

Cal: HEY NOW HEY NOW

Cal: THIS IS WHAT DREAAMMS ARE MADE OF

Cal: DA DA DA DADADA

Mikey: I had a total crush on her back then dude

Cal: I had a crush on Emma Roberts...

Mikey: oh

Mikey: okay

Mikey: I see

Cal: what?

Mikey: WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DONT HAVE !!?

Mikey: BETTER LEGS?! BECAUSE MY LEGS ARE BEAUTIFUL

Cal: I've seen tables with better looking legs than yours.

Mikey: wow dude too far

Cal: really?

Mikey: yeah I think you should suck me off to you know make up for it?

Cal: HAHHAhhahaAhHaha

Cal: in your dreams

Mikey: I know it's in my dreams but I mean real life too

Cal: .........

Cal: goodnight Michael.

Mikey: super(CAL)lifragilisticexpialidocious!

Mikey: COME BACK AND SUCK MY DÍCK

Mikey: please??

Cal: I SAID GOOD NIGHT DADDY!

Cal: WOAH

Mikey: oh my god it's Hannah Montana!!

Cal: YOU GET THE BESST OF BOTH WORLD

Cal: but really goodnight hunny suckle gum drop dragon fly munchy crunchy kinz

Mikey: Na'nite

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Well that was interesting.... I like doing ones like these bc I feel like they are a lot funnier 😂

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