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Fingers Up My... ::ot4::

Ashton: I got the new iphone 6!!

Lukey: I wanted one!!! :( no fair

Ash: my hands still look fucking huge though

Mikey: SERIOULSY?

Ashton: guys my hands are too big!!

Cal: yeah they are man.

Ash: ):

Mikey: they are like giants hands

Ash: I know they are terrible!

Cal: don't worry Ash you have very nice looking hands but I think they would look better wrapped up in mine......

Mikey: or around my dick

Lukey: or clasped together in a prayer askin god to help you see the errors in your ways Michael....

Ash: right......

Mikey: seriously ashton could take away my virginity with his pinky finger

Lukey: may jesus help you in your messed up ways.

Ash: you're so perverted Mikey

Mikey: it's not my fault you have dildos fingers attached to your hand

Cal: oh good lord

Mikey: before you judge me just hear me out!

Mikey: this dude has been our friends for how long? Yet we still have yet to be fingered by him?! It's crazy. He's got mini dildos attached to his fucking hand and I swear to god if you try and deny the fact that you never once though about getting fingered by him I will shove a shovel down your throat !

Cal: I've thought about it

Ash: oh damn

Lukey: you guys are gross

Mikey: do I need to shove a shovel down your throat Lucas?

Ash: do you guys rrly?

Mikey: FUCK YES! Do you know how many times I've gotten off thinking about your stupid fingers??!

Cal: well damn

Mikey: AND ITS NOT LIKE I CAN DO IT MYSELF IVE GOT FUCKING TREE STUMPS AS FINGERS

Ash: calm down Michael. I'll do it if you want

Mikey: r u serious?

Ash: yeah why? It's not weird that I have to stick my fingers up your ass right?

Mikey: of course not

Cal: what about me!!!

Ash: IVE GOT TWO HANDS CALM DOWN

Lukey: are you guys seriously doin this? -.-

Ash: aw r u mad that I don't have a third hand to finger you with?

Lukey: shut up

Ash: don't worry Lukey me and you will have our own time ;)

Lukey: I'm fucking leaving this gay ass band.

Mikey: no you aren't you love us!

Lukey: suck my ass t(-.-)

Cal: gladly

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A/N

Well that was something

I don't know what

But it was something

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