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Baby Talk ::muke::

Lukey: you know anything about babies?

Mikey: dude I don't know how those things work..

Lukey: ugh

Mikey: why?

Lukey: okay so you know how Ben's wife had a baby a while back?

Mikey: I am aware yes.

Lukey: okay well I told them I could watch him, because they haven't had a day to themselves in a whole and I honestly didn't think it would be so hard but man he won't stop crying and I tried holding him but he keeps wiggling around and I swear I'm going to drop him!

Mikey: Lucas you can barely take care of yourself why the hell would you try and take care of a newborn?!

Lukey: I WAS TRYING TO BE A GOOD BROTHER OKAY!?

Mikey: well did you feed it?

Lukey: he's not an "it" Michael.

Lukey: and yes I fed him. I'm not that stupid -.-

Mikey: well did you try like singing to him or something?

Lukey: that was like the first thing I did

Mikey: did he shit himself?

Lukey: .... I don't know

Mikey: well don't you have to check?

Lukey: ew no

Mikey: you can't just leave him laying in his own filth luke. Check the god damn diaper

Lukey: how?

Mikey: just like stick your finger in

Lukey: THAT CANT BE HOW YOU TELL.

Lukey: IM NOT STICKIN MY FINGER IN THAT!

Mikey: don't shove your finger in there, like pull the diaper and look in it you tard.

Lukey: I can't believe I'm doing this..

Lukey: oh god !

Mikey: ??

Lukey: ITS EVERYWHERE

Mikey: ew .-.

Lukey: brb I'm going to try and change him

Mikey: good luck.

Lukey: SUCCESS!!!!

Mikey: congrats, you're a natural mother

Lukey: shut up

Mikey: is he fine now?

Lukey: yeah I mean he's kinda just laying there

Mikey: what time did he wake up this morning?

Lukey: uhh like 6ish?

Mikey: I think you should probably put him down for a nap now. You don't want him getting cranky

Lukey: you sure know a lot for someone who doesn't know how babies work..

Mikey: shut up I'm punk rock

Lukey: mmhm SUREEE

Mikey: just put the god damn child down for nap

Lukey: I think you're the one who needs the nap

Mikey: you're right

Lukey: hey michael?

Mikey: uh what?

Lukey: would you ever want kids someday?

Mikey: well yeah I think everyone wants kids

Lukey: yeah but like with me?

Mikey: of course Luke.

Lukey: you'd be a great dad

Mikey: you would be an even better dad

Lukey: I couldn't even figure out how to check a diaper....

Mikey: true but I'm sure there are a lot of things that I don't know that you could help me with. I'm sure we would make great parents to our future kids (:

Lukey: I love you

Mikey: I love you too

Lukey: thanks for helping me

Mikey: no problem <3

Mikey: now I think I'm gunna go take that nap you mentioned

Lukey: good night Michael (:

Mikey: it's technically not night

Mikey: but na'night Lukey xx

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