REQUEST: the boys all text each other in school.
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Cal: guys, you know Lisa Gram?
Ash: yeah
Lukey: of course, the school slut.
Cal: she was walking in the hallway and she slipped and fell face first. XD
Ash: oh lord hahahah
Lukey: hahahh maybe if she didn't wear heals in school. Like who the fuck does that!?
Cal: idk dude but it was great!
Cal: where's mikey?
Ash: idk
Ash: he should be in his free period so idk why he isn't answer....
Lukey: who knows with that dude.
Cal: I know you can't top my story on slutty literally falling to her knees, but did anything happen to you guys yet?
Lukey: Bethany keeps trying to ask me out.
Lukey: like no hunty I am gayyyyy back off of me slut
Ash: she is seriously so stupid! How the hell does she not know your gay!? :/
Cal: is someone getting jelly?
Ash: well kinda. I don't need her slutty ness to rub off on my lukey.
Lukey: who says I'm not already a slut??
Ash: righhhttt
Ash: mr.ledero basically shit his pants this morning.
Cal: what?! Hahaha
Ash: so like we were sitting there and all the sudden this giant spider crawled out from under his desk and onto his pants leg.
Lukey: haahhaah
Lukey: but that would be terrifying.
Lukey: do any of you not know where mike is still???
Cal: idk I walked around the whole school and still havnt seen him.
Ash: ew guys
Cal: whut?
Ash: I went into the bathroom and some dude was getting off in the stalls
Lukey: hahahahaha
Cal: wait go back in there.
Ash: yuck why!?
Cal: just do it you dumb fuck
Ash: fine.
Ash: I'm in.
Ash: ew it's so loud like how does he not know I'm in here?
Cal: what does he sound like?
Ash: cal. I am not telling you what this freak sounds like. You are so weird
Lukey: o.O
Cal: no no just tell me ashton
Ash: idk it's just like moany. And gross.
Cal: are they like high pitched and whiney sounding??
Ash: idk cal I guess....
Cal: lord
Lukey: is this turininf you on!?
Cal: no but. Oh gosh ashton just like knock on the stall.
Ash: NO WHY??!
Cal: do it or I swear to god
Ash: oh my gosh.
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