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Tattoo Wonders ::ot4::

REQUET: the boys talk about Calum's tattoos.

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Lukey: hii

Mikey: elloo

Cal: supp bitches

Ash: HELLOO

Lukey: whats up?

Mikey: I'm sitting on the toilet.

Cal: ... That's nice mikey

Mikey: my legs are going numb like

Mikey: but whatever

Ash: ..... Righht

Ash: well I'm watching guys fight in tights

Lukey: men in tights are gross

Ash: well it depends who it is

Ash: like we wore tights luke...

Lukey: oh fuck yeah we did

Cal: I'm lying on my bed naked

Mikey: you're weird .-.

Cal: says the boy who told us that he's taking a shit

Mikey: I never said I was shitting I'm just sitting here cause I'm to lazy to get up

Lukey: that's sad

Cal: I want more tattoos :(

Cal: my body looks so naked, I need to fill it with more

Ash: 1 you are naked so I would hope you look naked and 2 why do you need so many?

Cal: idk I just like them okay JESUS get off my back trashton

Ash: :(

Ash: am I trash?

Cal: no baby no no

Cal: you're beautiful, sam pepper is trash not you :*

Ash: thank you callypally :**

Mikey: sam isn't trash though......

Lukey: AHHAHHHhhshhahahahahHa

Lukey: you make me laugh bob

Mikey: O.o

Cal: I think we can all agree he's trash

Ash: yep

Lukey: oh yeah the trashiest

Mikey: whatever

Lukey: I want to lick Calum's tattoos..

Cal: oh

Cal: erm alright

Mikey: cals tattoos like turn me on tho no joke

Cal: oh

Ash: OH MY GOSH SAME!

Cal: I thought you didn't like my tattoos ?

Ash: I only don't like them bc they always make me horny. Like hellooo you're sexy enough without them but with then JESUS Christ I can't even

Mikey: DIDNYOU GUYS SEE THAT PIC I GOT OF HIM BY THE POOL?!?! HE WAS IN SHORTS AND OH GOD DAMN CALUM

Cal: .....uh thanks?

Lukey: no

Lukey: thank you Calum.

Cal: I should get your guys face tattooed on my ass

Ash: you could get like one of our faces on each cheek and then when you push them together we could kiss

Lukey: that's a beautiful idea

Mikey: I CALL THE RIGHT CHEEK

Ash: I CALL THE LEFT

Lukey: Calum you need to grow a third butt cheek or this isn't going to work

Cal: you could go on my ballsack

Lukey: oh boy

Mikey: I wanna be promoted to ballsack pls

Ash: this isn't going to work if there is an off number

Cal: why don't I tattoo my face on me too?!

Cal: like my face and ashtons on my ass and luke and Michael on my balls

Mikey: that's amazing

Cal: I'll make an appointment for it rn

Lukey: wait are you serious?

Cal: -_-

Mikey: for a minute there I thought you were serious

Cal: you're a fucking crinklynipple

Ash: I though so too

Ash: like I love you cal but I don't wanna have my face on your booty for eternity.

Cal: you think you're to good for my booty?? Huh is that it?!

Ash: no offense

Ash: but yes

Lukey: oooOooOoooOOOhhh

Lukey: burrrrnnn

Mikey: shut up luke

Lukey: alright.

Cal: I'm gunna get "cringeytoenail" tattooed on my forehead

Mikey: for why???

Cal: idk for inspiration I guess

Ash: I'll ttyl guys I gotta take har to a friends house

Cal: alrighttttt

Lukey: bye

Mikey: bye baby boo

Cal: and then there was three

Mikey: correct then there was 2 bc I'm leaving this stoopid chat Byee

Lukey: bye

Cal: see yah

Lukey: I guess it's just you and me buddy

Cal: righttttt about that

Cal: I'm just gunna like go.... bye

Lukey: alrighty then

Lukey: .......

Lukey: ...........

Lukey: .................

Lukey: and then there was one

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A/N

On the top or side is a picture of my lovely illustration of my boo Calum and I.

But yeah hope you liked that bc cals tattoos also make me feel some type of way

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