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Sext? ::lashton::

REQUEST: Ashton is pregnant and horny and wants Luke to sext him

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WARNING: THIS HAS MPREG!ASHTON AND A LITTLE DADDY!LUKE IF YOU AINT ABOUT THAT THEN DONT CONTINUE TO READ !!!

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Lukey: good morning beautiful xx

Ash: it's 12 o'clock

Lukey: well I just woke up.

Ash: wow much be nice huh? To actually be able to sleep in.

Lukey: I'm sure you could sleep in if you tried

Ash: oh really?! Let's put a baby in your stomach and see if you can sleep! Because the man who DOESNT have a living breathing fucking alien in their stomach obviously knows what the fuck this feels like!

Lukey: I'm sorry, you're right. I love you though

Ash: of course you love me! I'm me!

Ash: like who doesn't love Ashton Irwin?!

Lukey: i don't know babe xD

Ash: oh and lukey?

Lukey: yesss?

Ash: I.want.your.penis.inside.me.

Lukey: Ashtooonnnn, I told you before I don't feel comfortable having sex with you while you have a baby inside you.

Ash: yeah well I don't feel comfortable being pregnant and horny.

Lukey: then why don't you just have a wank?

Ash: just have a wank? just have a wank!? How am I supposed to do that?! You aren't even here

Lukey: didn't think I needed to be there for you to wank?

Ash: well like I'm pregnant so you should just come over so we can have sex...

Lukey: 1 I don't want to have sexy time with you while you have a baby inside of you and 2 I'm like 4 hours away. I can't just drive home. .-.

Ash: we should try to sext

Lukey: r you serious ?

Ash: yeah I mean your lame white ass won't fuck me so I guess we have to do it.

Lukey: but that's so awkward

Ash: suck it up and be a man!

Lukey: I am a man! I made a fucking baby!

Ash: excuse me you are not making this baby, I am

Lukey: well I helped

Ash: yeah for like 3 seconds. -.-

Lukey: oh my god whatever are we doing this or not bc I can't deal with you hormones anymore and I feel like that will be the only way you shut the hell up

Ash: yes I would v much so like to do it.

Lukey: alright then like get naked...

Ash: okay

Lukey: are you naked yet?

Ash: give me a minute it's hard to get out of clothes with this giant stomach!

Lukey: okay okay

Ash: k I'm good

Lukey: alright now just close your eyes and pretend I'm there.

Ash: .....

Ash: how the hell am I supposed to close my eyes and see what you are texting me!?

Lukey: I don't know! I'm bad at this okay!?!