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Sausages ::ot4::

REQUEST: the boys tease calum about his penis
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Ash: hehee

Mikey: heheheh

Lukey: hahaa

Cal: ???

Ash: your penis hehe

Cal: ugh guyss can you not?? :-(

Mikey: I love how you tried to act all sexy like haha

Ash: ikr like he did it all slow and the BAMM

Ash: d*ck just popped put out

Cal: :/

Lukey: it looked like a crooked sausage ...

Cal: fuck you mate

Mikey: who did you even send it too?

Cal: idk know some shady groupie chick

Mikey: don't you know you can never trust groupies mate?

Cal: I do now...

Ash: groupies are like bad tampons, you use them but they still leak

Lukey: oh lord

Mikey: but its so true hahaa

Cal: :(

Lukey: that was good ash

Lukey: but anyway back to cals díck

Cal: how about not

Mikey: people are calling you boomerang dîck

Cal: the fuck??

Ash: it kinda did look like one though

Cal: can we just stop

Mikey: don't worry that much cal, at least it isn't small

Cal: (;

Cal: I'm not Asian and my penis is not small

Ash: hahahaa

Lukey: I'm going g to bed to dream about calcumz penis ;-)

Cal: goodnight guys -_-

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okaysoI'mtyping thisonmytabletandthisissohard. SoI'msorrythatitsshortandkindasucks

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