5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

Cutie ::mashton::

Mikey: Are you going to the funeral?

Ash: What funeral!?

Mikey: The one where MY BALLS drop dead in your mouth.

Ash: -_- michael go away I'm trying to make lunch

Mikey: do you like tapes and CD's?

Mikey: cause imma tape this díck to your forehead so you can CD's nuts.

Ash: Michael seriously stoppp, my mom is in the room!

Mikey: I hope you have a sewing machine bc ima tear up your ass.

Ash: ....-_-

Ash: this isn't funny.

Mikey: do you like kids?

Mikey: bc I'm about to make your mouth a daycare

Ash: Michael Gordon Clifford that is disgusting.

Mikey: my díck just died, can I bury it in your ass?

Ash: I seriously question why I chose to date you.

Mikey: bc you love me

Ash: sadly

Mikey: aw don't be like that. My pickup lines are totally gunna get me laid tonite ;)

Ash: ha yeah right dork

Mikey: hey babe?

Ash: yeah??

Mikey: did you sit in sugar?

Ash: what?

Mikey: bc you have a sweet ass!

Ash: I'm done with you

Mikey: I love you

Ash: mmhm

Mikey: I love you ashypoo

Ash: I'm sure you do.

Mikey: I LOVE YOU SUGAR PLUM

Ash: cool.

Mikey: You're my hunny bunch sugar plum pumpy-umpy-umpkin

Mikey: you're my sweety pie

Mikey: you're my cuppy cake gum drops, snoogums boogums you're the apple of my eye

Mikey: and I love you so and I want you to know that I'll always be right here

Mikey: and I love to sing sweet songs to you

Mikey: because you are so dear

Ash: it amazes me how you can go from a pervert teen to an adorable little child in a matter of minutes.

Mikey: I love you ashypoo!!

Ash: I love you too bub <3

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