5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

Not My Nudes ::ot4::

REQUEST: Luke accidentally sends a nude to someone who is definitely not Ashton.
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Lukey: HELP ME GUYS PLEASE OH LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL OH NO JESUS IM SORRRY

Cal: the fuck man whats wrong?

Mikey: did you look at straight porn again? Lucas you know vaginas make you squeamish

Lukey: NO oh god no I fucking hell ASHTON YHIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Ash: what did I do?!

Lukey: YOU WANTED NUDES YOU HORNY WAllNUT NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED IM GUNNA GET KILLED OH LORD GOOD BYE WORLD IM DONE FOR

Mikey: dude what the fuck is wrong??

Lukey: please just tell the fans that I love them and I'll never forget them when I get to where I'm going, probably hell but still.

Ash: you're seriously scaring me wtf is wrong

Lukey: I sent nudes

Cal: that's not that bad luke everyone sends nudes

Lukey: to my mother....

Mikey:

Ash:

Cal: you didn't

Lukey: it's all your fault ashton, I hope when my mom murders me you feel so fucking guilty you asshole

Ash: it's your fucking fault, you're the one who sent it to her!

Cal: how bad of a picture was it?

Lukey: MY FUCKING PENIS WAS OUT JACKASS

Ash: alright okay okay I got it

Ash: did you show your face in the pic?

Lukey: no

Ash: what all did you show?

Lukey: my fucking penis!

Ash: just your penis?

Lukey: well it was like from my chest to my thighs

Mikey: dear lord

Lukey: you shut your fucking mouth michael

Mikey: calm your tits man

Lukey: NO I WILL NOT CALM MY TITS BECUASE I JUST SENT A PICTURE GROPING MYSELF TO MY OWN MOTHER. THE WOMAN WHO FUCKING BIRTHED ME SAW ME HOLDING MY FCKING DICK SO NO MICHAEL I SHALL NOT CALM MY FCKING TITS YOU FUCKING IDIOT DICKHOLE PENIS SQUEEZING JACKHOLE

Ash: babe please just calm down

Lukey: I fucking can't I'm done for, my life is coming to an end

Ash: did she look at the picture yet?

Lukey: no it just says delivered

Cal: oh well then just delete the picture before she sees it

Lukey: I can't! She has a password on her phone!

Mikey: try 1696

Lukey: I can't even get to her phone it's always in her pocket!

Cal: well in stumped

Lukey: my mom just texted me.

Mikey: ....

Ash: well what did she say?

Lukey: she said "come downstairs I wanna talk to you."

Lukey: I can't, I can't fucking do it

Mikey: I honestly feel bad for you.

Cal: just go down there and talk to her luke, you can't get out of this

Lukey: ILL JUST TELL HER ITS MICHAELS DICK

Mikey: um know you won't 0.O

Ash: Even if you did she would know Luke. You have a birthmark on your inner thigh and I think she would be able to identify her own son.

Lukey: I'm just going to kill myself

Ash: Luke Robert Hemmings do not joke about that. I understand you're scared and embarrassed but there is no way to get out of this now babe.

Mikey: what he said ^^

Cal: yeah what he said ^^^

Lukey: she's knocking on my door.

Ash: let her in babe

Lukey: I'll talk to you guys later

Mikey: bye dude good luck

Cal: bye Lukey, good luckk

Ash: talk to you later babe I love you <3 good luck xxx
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A/N
Alright that sucked but guess what alright so one direction are doing a tour in 2015 a lot of ppl know that and they just announced an us leg of the tour and my moms trying to get me tickets and yes! And next year is my 5sos concert and I'm excited as fuck!
But anyway

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