Cal: hey xx
Lukey: hellooo
Cal: do you want to come over?
Lukey: why?
Cal: uhh
Cal: I want to exercise but I don't wanna do it alone...
Lukey: oh hell no
Cal: ):
Lukey: there is no way in hell I am working out with you. You go all hard and make me do like 200 jumping jacks and you run like 5 miles and no no nuhuh I ain't about that.
Cal: it's not that bad luke
Lukey: I beg to differ
Cal: all we would do is go for a little run around the block
Cal: think about it like romantic cardio
Lukey: THERE IS NOTHING ROMANTIC ABOUT ME PASSING OUT ON THE SIDEWALK!
Cal: you wouldn't pass out.
Lukey: I can't even run 5 feet without having to stop an take a breather -.-
Cal: well maybe if you ran with me more you would build up a higher stamina!
Lukey: cal
Lukey: babe
Lukey: baby
Lukey: I am in no way shape or form capable of running with you. You are like a fucking Olympic runner and I need to stay in my lane with the grandma speed walkers.
Cal: LISTEN HERE WHITE BOI
Cal: JUST COME OVER SO I CAN FUCKING EXERCISE AND GET MY SHIT DONE!
Lukey: why can't you just do it yourself?!
Cal: I need you to be my motivation
Lukey: BABY LET KE BE YOUR MOTIVATION
Lukey: GO
Lukey: GO
Lukey: GO
Lukey: GO
Cal: who are you now, Kelly Rowling?
Lukey: is that how you spell it ?
Cal: idk
Lukey: but what motivation can I provide?
Cal: welll
Cal: you could help me do push-ups by getting under me so everytime I go down I get to kiss you.
Lukey: that sounds cheesy
Cal: and then I can use you as motivation to tell myself when I finish I could fuck your body into the mattress.
Lukey: ohhhhhhhh
Lukey: well that sounds nice I guess
Cal: so will you come over??
Lukey: I mean yeah sure
Lukey: you should have just opened with the "I'm going to fuck you afterward whist I am all sweaty and hot"
Cal: (;
Lukey: I'll be over soon, I just gotta do something
Cal: what?
Lukey: just something
Cal: well whats that something?
Lukey: igottacleanmybooty
Cal: what....
Lukey: you don't just wake up with a beautiful clean raspberry smelling booty, cal it takes work.
Cal: oh
Cal: uh yeah sure you do that...
Lukey: I usually do...
Cal: alright so um.. Just like come over when your done cleaning.....
Lukey: kk
Lukey: love you sugar bottom ! <3
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