Don't Hug Me I'm Scared {Billie Eilish}

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A/N: Pretty long chapter ;)

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Dahlia's POV
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Day 5 of cabinchella. A crazy one.

"I fucking saw it, dude, I swear on my life! It was really late last night, probably around 3 or 4 in the morning, and I came down for a glass of water and since I was feeling a bit better than I was earlier, a cookie or...ten." Caden whisper yelled. "And I saw them! They were in the kitchen right by the sink just talking. I was about to walk in and make my presence known when they started to get a little closer to each other, and then all of a sudden she was touching his chest, and then his hand was resting on the small of her back, and then boom! They were kissing. It was slow at first, but it was right around the time that I decided to go back to my room and give them some privacy that it picked up the pace. I don't know for sure what happened after that, but all I'm saying is, there's a good ass chance they fucked!"

"Okay, that's so great! I mean, like, minus the fucking part. That truly is disgusting. But, like, this is what we wanted! It's fucking happening!" Cadence jumped up and down and let out a few squeals, Caden immediately shushing her after.

"Yeah, this is really amazing, but did you have to pull us into this closet just to tell us that?" I giggled. Caden shrugged and opened the door, letting us walk out.

"Caden, why were you in the closet with my girlfriend?" Billie questioned. She'd been walking by when the door opened.

"When you marry Dahlia, Aunt Josephine is gonna be your stepmother in law, that's why." He grinned.

"That was a really weird sentence altogether, honestly." She told him before grabbing my hand and pulling me along with her. "Baby, I got you something and I don't know if you're gonna like it."

"Are you gonna show it to me now?!" I gasped.

"No, no, no. You have to wait until the night before Christmas eve just like everyone else." She chuckled.

"Then where are you taking me?"

"Your dad asked if I could get you and bring you to the back porch. He said something about having to talk to you and your siblings about something important, and I'm guessing he's gonna talk about the fact that Aunt Josephine is one step closer to being my aunt stepmother in law or whatever the hell Caden called her." She explained.

"What the hell are you doing out of bed?" I asked after a moment of thinking. "You're supposed to still be in your pajamas, wrapped up in blankets, eating the soup I made you!"

"You were gone too long and I decided I needed to come find you. I'm sick of that stupid ass bed already. Besides, I feel a lot better already. I don't think this cold will last that long."

"Look, I'm gonna talk to my dad, and you're gonna go up to our room and lay down until I get done. You should not be up right now, and you definitely shouldn't be outside."

"But, mom!" She whined sarcastically. I rolled my eyes and pushed her backward as I got to the back door. "Go." I ordered before sliding out of the house and onto the porch.