Don't Hug Me I'm Scared {Billie Eilish}

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A/N: Aye yo I'm ranked number 2 in lesbian!! Go crazy go stupid ahh all that shit u kno?! I fw y'all! Ily

Billie's POV
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I couldn't keep the grin off my face as I walked slowly next to Dahlia, her little hand holding mine as she waddled down the stairs. My clothes are even bigger on her than they are on me, and I told her that she might wanna wear her own pants rather than mine, but she wouldn't listen to me. She didn't wanna change at all because she thought it was too cold and she was too sleepy. It's 7 am and she's definitely not a morning person. Neither am I, but I can't be grumpy when she's being grumpy. She's too adorable.

"This is ass." She grumbled to herself as we finally made it downstairs.

"At least you look adorable," I grinned. "And I know it sucks that we're up this early, but hey, you're gonna get to have eggs and bacon and all that nasty nonvegan shit you like."

"And you get to have water." She mumbled. I laughed and nodded. "I do get to have water."

We made our way to the big kitchen table and Dahlia slumped in her seat, her eyes fluttering shut every few seconds before popping back open. Everyone seemed to be here, but it wasn't that loud. Everyone was either half asleep or quietly chattering with one another.

I decided to go ahead and fix some plates for me and Dahlia before everyone else started deciding to do the same. I got all her favorite fruit and her favorite breakfast foods and then moved on to making my plate.

"Hey, Billie."

My eyes rolled into the back of my skull as I heard Kai's voice behind me. "Give me two seconds and I'll be out of the way." I told her.

"No, you're fine. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about everything once again. I know you don't wanna be friends, I know you don't want to be near me, but we're on this trip together and we're bound to bump into each other a lot. I don't want it to be awkward when we do. I'm truly sorry for everything I did to Dahlia and for trying to keep you two apart." She mumbled. I turned to look at her, noticing how nervous she looked. She couldn't even look me in the eyes, and I'm pretty sure she's still scared of me because of the whole cutting her face up situation.

"I don't fucking like you, bitch." I started. She winced and began playing with her necklace. "But Dahlia is a fucking sweetheart and she forgives you for all that bullshit. I don't, but I'm not gonna beat your ass or cut you again or whatever if that's what you're worried about. I mean...I will if you wanna get bold again. But you don't have anything to worry about as long as you keep your head up your girlfriend's ass and don't get out of line when you're talking to my girl." I smiled fakely. "You can quit walking around here like you're scared I'm gonna kill you in your sleep, though. If I was gonna kill you I'd do it while you were awake anyway...Is this conversation over yet? Good talk." I turned around to continue fixing my plate once again and I heard her begin to walk off.

"Oh, and Kai!" I called, stopping her.

"Yes, Billie?" She asked quietly.

"You better put a muzzle on your bitch before she gets both of y'all hurt. She keeps catching an attitude with Dahlia, I might just have to do something about it."