Umbrella Academy as things I say way too often

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A/N: Hey y'all I have no idea what the hell this is It's just something I randomly thought to do... and like I hate this sm, but its semi content so like enjoy?!?! And these are all legitimate things I say on a daily basis, I will most definitely do a separate one for Klaus it will be posted later tho... ok sisters enjoy...

Luther: Ok guys conspiracy theory that.... *goes into a huge rant about my conspiracy theory for the day*

Diego: *pulls out a pair of sharp scissors from my backpack* I will cut you

Allison: Ok sisters gather round cause I got tea *waits till I have every single person's attention*   *starts clapping repeatedly in between each word* SO LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THIS HOE DID/SAID

Klaus: (I'll probably do a separate one for Klaus cause I have so many that would work for him)

Five: Well... This is complete bullshit

Ben: Haha, you can't die when you're already dead on the inside... *awkward finger snaps*

Vanya: You know sometimes I feel like no one is listening to me.... *looks around my circle of friends to see no one listening* *sighs* ...and I'm right


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