SCPs but they're explained by an idiot

Introduction

Uh, this is the point in time where you reevaluate your life, and wonder why the heck you're reading this.

Done?

Great.

This is a guide to every *noteworthy* SCP

In terms you can understand.

I mean, you're here because you

A) Don't know what SCPs are

B) You don't,understand a word of what the wiki pages say because they use big words that you can't comprehend

C) You know every SCP and you're just here to see me suffer

So yeah

I'm bored

You're bored

It's a mutual feeling.

(it's time to suffer!)