(I am 'legally' obliged to put a "mature" warning here, for none-censored swearing and also sex jokes. As if my readers aren't already exposed to that daily.)
(Also, who needs character development and an actual story? Not me, that's for sure.)
This is fine, I am okay with this, this is FINE, I'm not disgusted, or appalled. This is fun, I am having fun, I AM HAVING FUN.
Date: Jesus fuck, does it even fucking matter? It's a goddamn testing log! Who needs to put the date for that? For the records? Who keeps tabs on this shit?
Aim for testing: I dunno, to prove that these bastards on....what is it, wattpad? Yeah, these bastards on this dying writing site, they think it's okay to romanticize a fucking plague doctor, and a possessive mask, and a sentient AI and shy guy, and other things, like, uh, MTFs, for some reason. I mean, they're not even SCPs, which I suppose makes it worse. The obvious solution to this is to ask the SCPs themselves what they feel about this.
Attending researcher: Dr. Lewis
Did you even get permission to do this? -Dr.Lewis
No, of course not. -Dr.Hargrave
Addendum 69.1: How did these bastards even get access to SCP-//? They don't even work here! -O5-XX
Email log because continuity and also because email is being monitored anyway you nosy as fuck shits
Date: 1/30/20??
To: Dr. Lewis
From: Dr. Hargrave
okay, so i have a great idea and it involves scps
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Date: 1/30/20??
To: Dr. Hargrave
From: Dr. Lewis
If you're going to ---- SCPs again, I'm in
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Date: 1/30/20??
To: Dr. Lewis
From: Dr. Hargrave
no, not this time, but if you care to partake in the antics, it may involve your hacking skills
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Date: 1/30/20??
To: Dr. Hargrave
From: Dr. Lewis
Sure, why not, I'm bored.
YOU ARE READING
SCPs but they're explained by an idiot
HumorHAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far. Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right now. Any and all photos and videos Don't belong to me And none of the SCPs belong...
