SCPs but they're explained by an idiot

SCP-004

(Also known as 12 keys and a door)

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Be careful around this SCP, because it might {REDACTED}. 

Here's a list of things you can't do with this SCP:

-You can't move any of the keys

-You can't take any of the keys with you. . .in the door? What?

-If any of the keys were to be stolen, or idk, if there's a containment breach, this SCP is to be. . .nuked. 

Obviously.

SCP-004 is an old barn door.

The keys are referred to as 004-2 to 004-13

(B O R I N G)

Okay, so there's a fun timeline of events, I'll summarize them to the *best* of my abilities

07/02/1949: Some idiot kids my age trespass on federal ground because why not and find 004 (the door) and also finds some rusty keys. They get arrested (Hmm, I wonder why) after one of them disappears in the door.

07/03/1949:  The Popo (Police) find the arm (only the arm) of that kid who disappeared the other day.  And other bits and bobs. And it was at this point, that the Foundation decided to actually interfere, because who gives a f*ck when a kid disappears.

 The guy in charge must have been like: "Oh, some kids found a weird door and one disappeared?  Nah, not anomalous at all, he'll turn up tomorrow." 

The next day. . .

"So you're saying that the police found that kid's dismembered remains? Hmm. . .okay, yeah, sounds weird enough, call 'em in."

"Uh, shouldn't we have called it in yesterday, when the kid just went mis-"

"N o ."

07/04/1949: Some SCP agent gets those keys and begins testing, because why not.

Their findings:

-All 12 keys fit int he lock (so they're all the same. you could have just said that)

-12 D-class enter the door. Only two survive.

(12 come in. 2 leave. I wonder what happened to the other 10)

-Opening the door with a key other than 004-7 and 004-12 will result in violent dismemberment

(because they's not enough of that here)

The rest of it is just about the D-class but since nobody here cares about them lets move on

07/16/1949:  The kids and the popo involved are killed, because we can't have any suspects-

08/02/1949: {REDACTED} is now a hazardous place because obvious reasons

The next two dates are about those ten dead people

(who cares-)

(I'm just kidding-)

(mostly)

Next date is about World War 3

Which is interesting, because it this dimension we only have two

(so far)

The next couple of dates are about time anomalous and other boring things

I think that just about sums it up, uh, thanks for reading, assuming you haven't been dismembered.

Have a lovely day, I guess.