SCPs but they're explained by an idiot

Not to kink shame or anything, but...

I'm going to review the first story right here, because I'm not using another piece of notebook paper for this 

Okay, so numero uno is a little something called 'SCP-666-0'

Apparently it's a crossover involving Doom and Skips.

I don't know much about Doom, except you play as this person, and you shoot things.

(Basically America)

Let's see if it's really deserving of that 1# spot.

(They never are. Well, except for 3#. But that's a different story)

Okay, so, is it about (or involves) SCP?

Yes.

Great.

Okay, reading this, it's okay, but, 

Ohio is not in Texas. You....know that, right? I should know. 

Also, I'm pretty sure I would know if a Site 853 existed. In any of those two places. 

I can't tell if they were talking about Ohio

or Texas.

(This is off to a great start..)

Okay, wait, you guys have a Site 853 but apparently you've never played Doom?

In all honesty, neither have I, but you guys are clearly living in the future, or some shit. Surely everyone's heard of Doom then!  Or Fallout (And all of it's controversy)! You get the idea!

My personal opinion right here: 

There should not be mirrors in the Skip Foundation.

Why?

They're very...breakable. Glass in general is just very fragile, and we shouldn't have them in a place where nightmare creatures are contained. 

Ahem.

I don't know much about Doom, but doom guy can't possibly be that  overpowered, right?

Direct quote: "Oh SHIT it's another sentient robot or AI again..."

Yeah, I feel that. 

This author person knows how to correctly use the word 'sentient'

but they don't know what punctuation is.

Logic.

You're part of the fucking Skip Foundation, get your shit together

I say to nobody in particular

Can we just take a moment

and realize that this random character, Dr. Hayden, approached an entity named 'doom' and basically just said hi

do you have no fear

I bet a dollar the guys going to die

I'll take that action

that moment when you're a destroyer of worlds but all you want is a rabbit friend

What's up with the whole 'oh you're new guess we've got to introduce you to our very not fun friend SCP-173'?

Don't you guys have other SCPs to test? Also, this is hypothetical Site-853. You guys don't even have a SCP-173 there. 

I think.

"What the FUCK is going on??"

Yeah, I don't know either.

Every time someone has a dangerous Skip, the second thought that comes to their mind is:

What would happen is I put SCP-{Insert number} with SCP-999?

Guys, I get it, it worked (briefly) with SCP-682, which I reckon is the most dangerous SCP you can think of, but it doesn't work for every  keter-class object.

It can't possibly.

Well yes, but actually no.

In short:

Doomguy gets kidnapped by SCP Foundation, apparently everyone forgets how to act professional, and now shit breaks loose?

I assume?

Yeah, I don't know what happened. It gets a solid 2.9.

Certainly not deserving of 1#

Quick note: I've read all 99, by the way, most include SCP-049. Not to kink shame or anything, but is this a really weird fetish some people have or something? There is no way  there would this many if it wasn't.

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