(Note: SCP-008 is DIFFERENT from SCP-016)
Object Class: Euclid
(Uh, it's a bacteria, how could it be Euclid?)
(Actually, that makes sense)
Special Containment Procedures: All samples of 008 are deemed extremely dangerous, because obvious f*cking reasons, and Class V protocol should be followed.
Whatever that means.
Says here that if the faculty were to be taken 'part or the likes
008 is to be incinerated
(What is up with these people and incinerating things?)
Person: *Discovers 008*
Person in charge: Cool, put it with the other weird things
Person: But what if the feds find it
Person in charge:
Person:
Person in charge: B u r n i t
Description: 008 is a complex bacteria/virus thingy that's not very good for your health
It apparently has 100% lethality and infectiousness
So it's like rabies but on steroids
I want to know the mad scientist who made this monster
this is. . .amazing stuff, I mean, not for the entirety of the human race but still.
Symptoms start poppin' up three hours after exposure
because one hour was too little
(and one month was too much)
Symptoms include:
-Flu-like symptoms, like a high fever, etc. (also say hi to dementia in the later stages)
-Coma (you basically become a vegetable)
(fun fact, by the time you get that coma you're pretty much dead, so have fun with that)
-Slower blood flow
-Metabolism decreases to extremely low levels, allowing the poor, poor person who got infected to survive for over 10 years without nutrition.
(that's assuming they survive)
-Among other things
There is apparently strong evidence to support the claim that 008 was not, in fact, created by a mad scientist
:(
Fun fact: SCP-500 is still effective in curing 008 even in it's advanced stages
(the future is now thanks to science)
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