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Forbidden April Fool's prank

Okay, so I believe it is April Fool's day. I have a couple of ideas, but seeing as I'm stuck at home, I might not prank anyone.

;-;

So I'm going to teach you one of the best pranks ever, and even better, you don't even have to do it on April the 1st.

This, my perspicacious friends, is a recipe for acidic hand sanitizer.

I know, I know, with the world in a stricken state, it's a bit cruel. 

And wrong. Very wrong.

Try not to prank your close friends with this one, instead, save this for the Karens and the hoarders.

With that in mind, lets get started, shall we?

Acidic Hand Sanitizer

Danger level: A solid 3.5, but if your target has sensitive skin, it's 4.6

Sh*t that you need: 

-Hand Sanitizer (The little bottles you can get in Walmart are perfect for this. Also, scented is the best choice.But don't use Gingerbread Latte, that sh*t's toxic.)

-Water (Self-explanatory)

-Tartaric Acid (It's pretty easy to come by, you'd be surprised. You can get it in science kits, or online. YOU DO NOT NEED LABORATORY GRADE. You can get 3 oz. for two dollars and seventy cents. That's more than enough. I'd never thought I'd say this, but go easy on the acid.)

Or even better, synthesize your own.

-A small dish or bowl.

-A spoon

- If you want to go the whole eleven meters, add food coloring so it'll dye people's hands. I'd suggest a highly visible, yet 'natural' color, like red or a strong orange. 

Don't use yellow, it's hard to see. Blue and green may be used, but don't use too much or it'll look weird. About three drops is enough.

Make sure it's the non-washable kind.

Great, got all the materials?

Step one: Take that bowl and fill it halfway to the top with water. 

Add your desired amount of tartaric acid to the water, stirring with the spoon to dissolve the acid. By the way, I'd say....add a couple of teaspoons of the acid. The absolute limit would be on ounce (Six teaspoons). 

We don't want to actually hurt someone.

Step two: Grab your little bottle of 60% alcohol-solution and put your acid water in the bottle. Make sure the bottle doesn't overflow. 

It might help to use some of that 60% alcohol solution actually sanitizing something.

After that, if you want to add food coloring, you can. Here's a guide so you know how much to add according to the color:

Green/Blue- Three drops should do the trick.

Yellow- NONE. It's the worst color to use in this situation. Just don't.

Red- FIVE DROPS. THAT SH*T'S WEAK AS F*CK

Orange- Four drops. 

Purple- Why? Just why....two drops....

Pink- no

Brown- ................four.............you heartless bastard

Any other color- Just in general, use 3-4. 

Step three: SHAKE THE BOTTLE vigorously. Make sure everything is combined properly. Otherwise, you might end up with food coloring in one half of the bottle and the acid on the other.

And there you have it. Make sure you don't give too much to a person with sensitive skin. 

That sh*t BURNS.

But go ham on Karen.

Use this knowledge wisely, kids.