Object Class: Safe
(I-it's a statue. It's not going anywhere. I don't even mean that metaphorically!)
Special Containment Procedures: 011 and the area 'round is to be cleaned once a day, you know how those city slickers are. And their...internet memes.
*Shiver*
Ahem, for apparent safety reasons, cleaning should start 30 minutes after sundown, because anything before that is taboo.
(Like SCP-048)
(Sh-)
Anything out-of-order is to be reported.
(I-it's a moving statue! That's the MEANING of out-of-order!)
Description: 011 is a Civil War memorial statue in Woodstock, Vermont.
(Just because I tell you the location, does NOT mean you should go there!)
(Just because you could, does NOT mean you should.)
The statue is made in the likeness of a young soldier holding a musket. Sounds normal, right?
Well...
Occasionally, 011 lifts its musket to the sky to fire at birds.
(Those damn birds)
uh...
okay, skipping over the boring parts, here's a timeline of events regarding 011
taken straight from the wiki because I don't care
Timeline:
3.12.1995 - Woodstock resident reports the statue's eyes moving, first sign of activity
9.30.1995 - Statue shoots musket for the first time
10.9.1995 - Statue begins shooting birds from the sky
1.25.1996 - Registration as SCP-011, containment procedures begin
4.14.1997 - SCP-011 observed moving casually and looking around
5.3.2000 - After caretaker ████ ████████ jokingly shouts "Good shot!" to SCP-011, the item replies, "Thank you," in a reportedly very human voice, first speech from statue
10.22.2001 - SCP-011 has conversation with caretaker █████████ █████
2001 - Shooting of birds stops
2.6.2002 - At the imploring of █████████ █████, SCP-011 steps down from its pedestal
2003-2004 - SCP-011 reaches a human level of self-awareness
11.10.2004 - Containment procedures dropped, custody of SCP-011 transferred to █████████ █████
5.17.2005 - █████████ █████ reports that SCP-011 is romantically attracted to her
8.29.2006 - Most recent psych test reports an IQ of 133
apparently blacked out parts still copy-paste into wattpad
that's nice
Also
at 5/17/2005
what
I'm confused
but intrigued
YOU ARE READING
SCPs but they're explained by an idiot
HumorHAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far. Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right now. Any and all photos and videos Don't belong to me And none of the SCPs belong...
