I have nothing to do and also I want to cover 008 tomorrow so
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: 007's cell is to be furnished comfortably as a living area
(wow that's the most not horrible thing I've read all day, other than 006)
okay so there's this guy (who will now be called Subject)
but this guy is not 007
what
Description: 007 is uh, located inside the abdomen cavity of Subject.
(I'm not repeating that, what the f*ck)
Subject is a Caucasian male, physically approximately 25 years of age
(Subject says he 28 but nobody here cares so)
Okay, I'll try to summarize, but
-Okay, so I realized this is the third time I have used the word okay
-Subject doesn't have an abdomen at all
-This is normal
-Instead, Subject has a...
a what?
I'm sorry, I'm a dummy, so I'm taking the wiki's explanation
"Instead of normal flesh, a sphere composed of soil and water is present, though it does not actually come into contact with Subject's body at any point."
W o w
That's nice
(why)
anyway, on this mini-earth there are apparently little people living on it
So this is what my science teacher meant when she said 'Micro Biome'
the next paragraph is about things I don't care about
(I'm lazy, fight me)
And then in the last paragraph there is a fun fact
Apparently Dr.{REDACTED} has a weekly chess game with Subject to see if they're alright
I can imagine what it would be like
Doc: so how's your day
Subject: fine
Doc: Are you sure
Subject: yeah except for the fact that's there's a mini planet in me
Doc: cool
Subject: ?
Doc: checkmate
Subject: god f*cking-
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