Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: 023 is to be contained at a walled-off intersection of two corridors, with three fake doors because we're awful like that
Oh so you want to escape
Ahahahaha no
Moving on: Personal are to NOT look into 023's eye sockets unless you want to die, then be my guest.
Following Incident 023-27, all reflective surfaces including eyeglasses are NOT permitted within 30 meters (98.4 feet) . Because we don't want a repeat of that, now do we?
Any experimentation on 023 is t be suspended indefinitely.
(Because that's a stupid f*cking idea. Even for you.)
Description: 023 is a large, black,sexless dog, basically.
(The only reason they made it sexless is because we don't want the hentai/furry/hentai furry artists to be summoned.)
(That was a joke, if you couldn't tell.)
The only difference between 023 and a normal adorable dog is that when you look at 023, you or a member of your family will die in one (1) year.
It's like the Grim in Harry Potter.
(Count on me to make connections where there shouldn't be any.)
I just want you to know that the person to die (Either you or your family members) is apparently chosen at random.
Wait no, imagine that the moment that you look away 023, it flips a coin to see who should die
023: Okay, if I get heads, you totally die
Also. This happened:
"Attempts to terminate an individual who has made eye contact with SCP-023 and their entire immediate family before the one-year time period has ended [DATA EXPUNGED]."
Which is the worst part, I wonder? Is it the part where they found someone who looked at 023 and then killed them and their family, or is it the {DATA EXPUNGED} part?
If 023 is not contained in what appears to be a 'crossroad', then it will phase through walls, incinerating all materials it passes through.
023 was first discovered when it uh, waltzed into a church and started killing everyone
(WHY AM I LAUGHING THIS IS NOT FUNNY AAAAAAAA)
The incident was covered up as an arson. What is up with these people and fire-
YOU ARE READING
SCPs but they're explained by an idiot
MizahHAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far. Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right now. Any and all photos and videos Don't belong to me And none of the SCPs belong...
