That last SCP was boring, so let's cover an interesting one-
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: None, really, but any and all info on this SCP is to be denied, so there's that.
Things you should *probably* do if you're involved in 006
-Wear a god-d*mn hazmat suit, man
-Get briefed on the subject (Come on man, you're a professional, you should know these things!)
-Any sample taken from 006 is to first be approved by no less than three O5's
(Yes, any sample)
-Anyone who comes in contact with 006 is to be incinerated
(No, I'm not kidding, that's what it says.)
Description: 006 is a small spring near this place called Astrakhan (I've never heard of it) and the Foundation couldn't contain until 1991 because 'political reasons'.
Actually drinking the water
(I'm assuming it's water because it came from a spring)
does the following, and I quote:
"Ingesting the liquid produces the following properties in human beings: the ability to regenerate DNA damaged by sufficient duplication, heightened excitement of cellular duplication, vastly improved abilities in the repair of damaged tissue, and a frightening increase in the effectiveness of the human immune system."
'Frighting increase'
The quote is serious in nature but the word choice
Apparently it also kills any and all viruses and the like
(That's helpful)
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