Ahem, lads and lasses, the time has come for everyone's favorite SCP, SCP-096.
Personally, it's not my favorite. But apparently it is for some people.
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I honestly have no idea why people are like: 'Why aren't you talkin' about 096? >:('
Guys, the real tea is in Incident-096-1-A. And we all know I don't do incident reports here, so WHY?
I mean, I AM doing it, so...
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be kept in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, at all times.
No, it is not lonely, and no, it does not need to be 'walked' or 'petted'.
That's not even a reference (Or at least, on purpose.) I'm just saying it, because we all know there's some idiot who feels bad for it.
You can feel bad for some SCPs, just not this one.
Weekly checks for cracks and the like are mandatory.
No video surveillance or optical equipment is allowed inside 096's cell.
So how do they know it's still there?
They just.....close their eyes and hope for the best.
I'm just kidding, they use pressure sensors and laser detectors to make sure it's still there.
Any and all photos, videos, or recordings of 096 are strictly forbidden without approval from Dr. Dan and O5-something something.
How do I know it's Dr. Dan even though it's blacked out in the wiki?
Because everyone and their mother knows, goddammit.
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