Item #: SCP-001
(duh, why else is the chapter named that? For fun?)
Object Class: Name a class! Any class! Chances are, it's been in it. Keter? You bet. Safe? Yeah. Tham- them- how do you spell that? Specific classes have been made just to classify 001. I could make at least two new chapters just talking about that. It's pretty funny, actually. It defies classification, just like me.
Description: Hell if I know.
001's description varies so much that I can't properly summarize it. Is it a sheaf of papers? Is it a spooky factory? Is a forest path? No clue. Nobody knows, apparently.
It's not like we have some of the best scientists and researchers in the world or anything.
They can't even agree on what it looks like, for Pete's sake, much less on class or what it even freaking does.
Wait, imagine it's all of those at the same time.
It's a reality bender, isn't it
Darn it.
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SCPs but they're explained by an idiot
HumorHAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far. Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right now. Any and all photos and videos Don't belong to me And none of the SCPs belong...
