SCPs but they're explained by an idiot

SCP-049 (Part One)

The game's afoot, lads and lasses

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Toss it into a "Standard Secure Humanoid Containment Cell" and get some guards to uh, stare at it for a while.

Guards: GUYS IT'S MOVING

If 049 gets antsy, slap some lavender on that

In order to keep 049 in containment,  we, more like you, are to give 049 the dead body of a animal, once every two weeks for STUDY purposes.

STRICTLY STUDY PURPOSES.

Corpses who become instances of SCP-049-2 are to be incinerated.

Temporary Containment Procedure Update: Jesus f*ck guys, can't you stand in a room with 049 for TEN MINUTES without dying? 049 is no longer allowed to directly interact with personnel, and also no more dead animal bodies, please. We have enough of those.

Description: 049 is a plague doctor. You all knew this, I knew this, at this point, I'm just humoring you guys. And I bet you guys already know all about the whole Pestilence stuff. 

Just in case you don't, though. . .

049 is basically a medieval plague doctor trying to cure people with the 'pestilence'.

What is this 'pestilence'?

Who knows? Maybe it's made-up, and it's just an excuse to kill people. I dunno.

Did I forget to mention? 049 kills anyone it touches.

Which makes ALL the 049 ship stories on Wattpad HIGHLY illogical, but hey, that's not my call.

049 is highly aggressive to anyone it deems to have the 'pestilence'.

If left unchecked, 049 will just try to kill them

Some cure you got there

"SCP-049 has expressed frustration or remorse after these killings, indicating that they have done little to kill "The Pestilence", though will usually seek to then perform a crude surgery on the corpse using the implements contained within a black doctor's bag it carries on its person at all times. While these surgeries are not always "successful", they often result in the creation of instances of SCP-049-2."

What are instances of SCP-049-2, you ask?

Well, they're reanimated dead people and animals

that can be aggressive if provoked or directed by 049

Also: 049 says that instances of 049-2 are 'cured'

Ah yes, death.

The best cure.

Addendum 049.1: Discovery

We found this thing in Montauban, France.  During a raid on some house there, the police found several instances of SCP-049-2 and SCP-049.

"While law enforcement personnel engaged the hostile 049-2 instances, SCP-049 was noted as watching the engagement and taking notes in its journal."