HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!
No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far.
Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right now.
Any and all photos and videos Don't belong to me
And none of the SCPs belong...
Special Containment Procedures: Put it in a cement block.
Also: no guards.
Actually, just everyone, just stay away from it
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Get it? It's because 055 is an anti-meme. Oh hahaha I'm so funny...
To clarify:
-Nobody has any f*cking idea how we got this thing.
-When 055 was obtained, by who is unknown.
-055's appearance is unknown. However, it is not invisible or describable, people are fully capable of taking notes on it's appearance, drawing it, taking photographs, and even making audio logs, but as soon as the observation is finished, the info...just kinda leaks out of the human brain.
-Who made the containment procedures? Why? I dunno.
-Actually, screw it, nobody knows it exists.
All of the aforementioned facts are rediscovered from time to time, but it's generally very quickly forgotten.
At least one attempt has been made to destroy 055, but failed for reasons unknown.
For all we know, 055 may have already killed a vast amount of people and we wouldn't know. It presents a huge memetic/mental threat, hence the Keter classification.\
Document #055-1: An Analysis of 055
The author puts forward the hypothesis that SCP-055 was never formally acquired by ████████████ ████████ and is in fact an autonomous or remotely-controlled agent, inserted at Site 19 by an unidentified third party for one or all of the following purposes:
-To observe or interfere with Site-19
-To observe or interfere with activities at other Sites/Areas etc.
-To observe or interfere with humanity in general
-To observe or interfere with other SCPs
-To observe or interfere with anything, really
Absolutely nothing was suggested to counter any of that.
Addendum A:
"Hold up, if this thing is an anti-meme, then why don't we forget that it's an anti-meme? It doesn't add up...wait, what if we took notes on what it ISN'T? Would we remember that?"
-Bartholomew Hughes, NSA
Document #055-2: Report of Dr. John Marachek
A survey team was successfully able to enter 055's container and ascertain the appearance and, to some degree, the nature of the object.
Excerpt from a transcript of personnel debriefing follows:
Dr. Hughes: Okay, I'm going to ask you some questions about 055 now.
{REDACTED}: ........what?
Dr. Hughes: SCP-055. The SCP you just examined.
{REDACTED}: Um, what are you talking about? I don't even think we have a 55.
Dr. Hughes: Okay, the, {REDACTED}, I'd like you to tell me what you've been doing for the past two hours.
Dr. Hughes: Okay, uh, do you remember that we agreed that it wasn't spherical?
{REDACTED}: That what wasn't...Oh! Right...it wasn't round at all. 055 isn't round.
Dr. Hughes: So you remember now?
{REDACTED}: Well yes, but actually no. I don't know what we're talking about, but it wasn't spherical. Oh, I can't remember it at all. And it's something you can't remember either, what a shame.
Dr. Hughes: Wait a minute. What's not a sphere?
{REDACTED}: SCP-055.
Dr. Hughes: We have a SCP-055?
{REDACTED}: Doc, you remember agreeing that something wasn't a sphere?
Dr. Hughes: Oh yeah!
It seems possible to remember what 055 is not, and to repeatedly deduce it's existence from these memories.
(It's big brain time.)
Personnel involved with the aforementioned survey team reported moderate levels of disorientation and psychological trauma, and that's somehow connected to forgetting 055.
However, no long-term behavioral or health problems were observed, so I guess they're fine.
Recommendations: It may be worthwhile to post at least one staff member capable of remembering 055 to each critical site.
