WE'RE IN THE HUNDREDS, I REPEAT, IN THE HUNDREDS.
It has been a journey, kids, a really long, sometimes boring and frankly rather confusing journey, but one all the same.
Shoutout to all the people who've read this and stuck with it for all these weeks and months and also Coronavirus. I fucking hate that guy.
I honestly never thought that anyone would ever know of my existence, but lo and behold, here we are, in the present.
I don't have anything for you right now other than this SHIT chapter and the materials above, so...yeah.
I'm planning to skip right ahead to SCP-104, so what about SCP-099 to SCP-103? They just all get put here in this chapter because why not?
SCP-099 is a weird painting. It's a painting of a plate and utensils and a bottle of what I assume is wine and a glass.
And lets not forget the pancake (omelet?) with an eye in it.
Artists are a crazy bunch.
Apparently if you look at it too much or too closely, you start see eyes that see and also eyes that aren't there.
nICE.
Imagine you could look at your own eyes. It's the strangest thing, it's like looking at something that's looking back.
Like talking to the void, and it answers in jazz music.
SCP-100:
sPIDER cARS
What kind of drugs were these people on?
OUT 2 LUNCH. PLEASE SEE THE ASSISTANT. -J.J
Spider car
Spider car
does whatever a spider does
does it spin a web
no
does it crash into trees causing multiple fatalities and hospitalizing two while calling to attention the flaws in the American road safety system?
no ( -.-- . ...)
it does
whatever a spider car does.
SCP-101 is a mouth bag. It's a bag. that has a mouth.
(SCP-101-FR was a better version ahem)
It's described as 'spongy'
gross
duh duh duh duhduh duhduhdduhduhduhdudhh MOUTH BAAAG
batman
SCP-102
weird houses where weird people live
SCP-103 is somewhat cursed; it's this guy with a guy in his stomach
According to this addendum, this guy was vomiting blood that wasn't his and then shit happened
and then they all died.
YOU ARE READING
SCPs but they're explained by an idiot
HumorHAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far. Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right now. Any and all photos and videos Don't belong to me And none of the SCPs belong...
